Aw, who gave this guy a golf web gig: call this a recap?
Actually, it's pretty comprehensive, but here's the skinny on the 7th installment of the Big Break V (AKA, golf in Hawaii with women who look good, and can play some too) Brought to you by, The Golf Channel (Golf's frickin' home frickin' page!) Screen grabs courtesy TGC.
Not to bury the lead, but, the hot Swedish chick is baked. Tossed out like a day old tray of Swedish meatballs.
I was hoping that one of the other members of the group would lose.
But no.
Ashley Prange wins the elimination challenge, and, at this point, is who I suspect takes the whole enchilada. Why?
She won last weekend on the Futures Tour in Florida. She's got the game, she's got the 'tude, she's got the mental toughness. She's big, she's strong. Bet she wins it all.
Any rate, the elimination challenge covers two spots on the 18th hole, Palmer course at Turtle Bay. (Looks like a fun track, by the way, can't wait to move, get the kama'aina rate).
Remaining contestants must play two trouble shots from those spots, high score after that goes home. Everyone finds the green but Kristina, who hits her shot fat, into the bunker, fails to get up and down, and heads into the final location down one to the field.
The second is described as an intimidating 178-yard shot over water.
A few folk lay up, Kristina can't afford it. Though Aussie Dana leaves her an opening by dipping it into the drink, Kristina can't capitalize, her shot again sounds a tad fat (why, she's so thin?), it bounces off the rocks, and she's gone. She goes 4, 5 on the two challenges, goes home.
And, never let it be said those Scandinavians are cold and unemotional. Kristina is sha-doo-be, uh, shattered, shattered to be making that walk off the course accompanied by the dreary you've-just-been-eliminated-from-the-Big-Break suckah theme music.
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