No we're not bitter that Mom and Dad never gave us a trip to Hawaii for our graduation from rehab.
(Wait for Barney Stinson to say "wait for it.")
No, no, no, no.
BUT if you're the proud papa bear of a bright, shiny new member of the working class, why take that risk? After all, they're the ones who will be deciding eventually what retirement home you'll be consigned to. And wouldn't you rather they remember you fondly? Hmmmm?
That's why we here at the Kona Condo want to help by joining the cacophony of Memorial Day weekend get-your-bad-self-pimped-out for Summer sales.
Now, until June 13 -- yes, the proverbial limited time only -- we are offering via OurKonaCondo.com, an additional 6.5 percent off our already most reasonable rate for an oceanfront condo this summer.
The beautiful oceanfront Kona Condo is already among the more reasonably priced oceanfronts in this particular complex. This special limited time only offering makes it that much more reasonable.
Of course, with such a special smoking-imu-hot offer, there's the proverbial fine print. This offer not available via travel agents -- in other words, no agencies, fees, spiffs or other inside the Beltway deals. Also, this summer offer applies only to a paid in full good cash, check, gold bullion or any other form of booking payment that does not result in the owners being charged a credit card fee. Finally this offer is only valid for bookings June through Sept. 27 and reserved now through June 13. Void where prohibited, etc. etc. Don't taze us bro.
You can seal this deal by contacting our most excellent hosts in Kailua-Kona at Knudson & Associates today where you must mention you saw the offer here. And tell Nick we say hi:
Aloha.
Contact:
Kailua Kona, HI 96740
